Sunday, August 21, 2005
Mr. Fixit
Well, this summer, the house is falling apart! Mr. Fixit had to put in an appearance. First, that floaty thing in the toilet broke off. Mr. Fixit installs a new valve assembly. Second, Mr. Fixit's wife says, "The undercabinet lights in the bathroom don't work." Mr. Fixit finds the ground fault interrupter is blowed up. It seems she plugs the vacuum into it. Is there a connnection? Dunno. Mr. Fixit replaces it. Third, the bracket on the back-door storm door closer breaks off. The metal actually broke! Bad! Mr. Fixit installs a new door closer. Mr. Fixit wonders what will break next? It's said that these things come threes, but ya just never really know, do ya?. Ain't home ownership a joy?
Mr. Fixit charged $617.32 for Parts and Labor. The reason it's so much is that Mr. Fixit screws up a lot and it takes him forever to get a job done. But, thanks to clever accounting tricks, Dave is now rolling in dough. How'd that happen? Dunno. But, money, money. How nice! What shall I buy?
Mr. Fixit charged $617.32 for Parts and Labor. The reason it's so much is that Mr. Fixit screws up a lot and it takes him forever to get a job done. But, thanks to clever accounting tricks, Dave is now rolling in dough. How'd that happen? Dunno. But, money, money. How nice! What shall I buy?
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# posted by Dave @ 4:22 PM 
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Hahahahahaha!
Dear Mr. Fixit! ;-)
I'm glad to hear everything turned out well! :-) I'm sure you did a great job! And YES! You are right! When one thing starts to break the next will come for sure! Good luck! But three things already broke. So maybe you shouldn't worry? Maybe Mr. Fixit doesn't neet to come back!
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Dear Mr. Fixit! ;-)
I'm glad to hear everything turned out well! :-) I'm sure you did a great job! And YES! You are right! When one thing starts to break the next will come for sure! Good luck! But three things already broke. So maybe you shouldn't worry? Maybe Mr. Fixit doesn't neet to come back!
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